How I spent the Wuhan Coronavirus quarantine . . .

I found out that he is an avid gamer indeed, so I passed on my already painted miniatures to him last year and started painting these figures for him to inherit as well.

Why didn't I have an uncle like that? I had to paint my own miniatures. Have you got any idea how many cups of tea I ruined by dipping my painbrush into them by mistake? Not few!
 
Anyway so what have I been up to.. I've started a project to turn my barren balcony into a verdant paradise to rival the hanging gardens of Babylon.
 
Well, "started" can mean different things to different people. :cool:

Truth is concrete.

Today, I bought a self-water box out of polystyrene.. and a bag of soil to put on top. I bought melon seeds, and hopefully with a bit of global warming, they will produce melons even here in Scandinavia. If not, they will at least provide some fancy vines that will make my balcony more jungly.

Also, I bought red peppers and good tomatoes and extracted the seeds. Planted them in a bowl that I covered with cling film. Hopefully the seeds will sprout faster in this ersatz mini greenhouse.

I also procured a kind of triple pot arrangement for growing herbs.

And I plan to continue this project with more stuff :)
 
Why didn't I have an uncle like that? I had to paint my own miniatures. Have you got any idea how many cups of tea I ruined by dipping my paintbrush into them by mistake? Not few!

I on the other hand have of taken more sips than I can recount of some pretty dire concoctions thinking it was my mug of coffee instead . . . :coffee:
 
I was well past due for a haircut when my state's self-quarantine protocols began. When my hair grew to a point I could no longer tolerate, I borrowed my neighbor's home style barber kit. He saves money using it on his five and seven year old sons. I now sport the elegant and fashionable self inflicted Coronavirus Buzzcut. It closely resembles the army regulation haircuts of my misspent youth. (No, Barry. Pictures will not be posted.)
 
I was well past due for a haircut when my state's self-quarantine protocols began. When my hair grew to a point I could no longer tolerate, I borrowed my neighbor's home style barber kit. He saves money using it on his five and seven year old sons. I now sport the elegant and fashionable self inflicted Coronavirus Buzzcut. It closely resembles the army regulation haircuts of my misspent youth. (No, Barry. Pictures will not be posted.)

I hope you went full airborne. You might as well...subtlety doesn't work with home haircuts.[/QUOTE]
 
I was well past due for a haircut when my state's self-quarantine protocols began. When my hair grew to a point I could no longer tolerate, I borrowed my neighbor's home style barber kit. He saves money using it on his five and seven year old sons. I now sport the elegant and fashionable self inflicted Coronavirus Buzzcut. It closely resembles the army regulation haircuts of my misspent youth. (No, Barry. Pictures will not be posted.)

I went the other direction. My "lockdown beard" grows more fearsome daily. I am returning to the iron age...
 
I was well past due for a haircut when my state's self-quarantine protocols began. When my hair grew to a point I could no longer tolerate, I borrowed my neighbor's home style barber kit. He saves money using it on his five and seven year old sons. I now sport the elegant and fashionable self inflicted Coronavirus Buzzcut. It closely resembles the army regulation haircuts of my misspent youth. (No, Barry. Pictures will not be posted.)

Pics, or pusscake.

My wife Beth has been giving me a buzzcut for years now.
 
I hope you went full airborne. You might as well...subtlety doesn't work with home haircuts.
Not quite. I was just a Cherry Jumper and only did the five jumps at Airborne School. But it now passes any inspection required in the Seventh Cavalry. :2charge:

I went the other direction. My "lockdown beard" grows more fearsome daily. I am returning to the iron age...
Mine too. I've stopped shaving until Shelter-In-Place is rescinded. I doubt anyone would mistake me for a son of Ragnar Lothbrok though. :cheerso:

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Not quite. I was just a Cherry Jumper and only did the five jumps at Airborne School. But it now passes any inspection required in the Seventh Cavalry. :2charge:


Mine too. I've stopped shaving until Shelter-In-Place is rescinded. I doubt anyone would mistake me for a son of Ragnar Lothbrok though. :cheerso:

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Ah ha! A five jump chump! Yet another thing we have in common.
 
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