Lies, slander and sledging: a shared DAR between Artemis and Gnarly

[Nort]

View attachment 12587 Gnarly, I really don't see how you can lose this one.

Nice picture ...

 

[Gnarly]

Hans, braving enemy fire, stands his ground to hose down Gnarly's lone surviving picket!

This is when happens when the Krauts try to speak American; they totally butcher it! By 'hose down', I presume you meant giving (the still very much alive and uninjured) Corporal Rock a slight headache?

Gnarly's troops show little of the same determination, nor invulnerability!

You may need to explain to this squad that their objective is that rather large town behind them....


Suffice to say, these

Feiglings

have taken flight after a SINGLE arty shell.... I do hope the rest of your army is made of sterner stuff? oke:

 

[Gnarly]

In the great Aussie tradition of the Holden Precision Driving Team

I bring you Art's Precision Panther Parking Team...

 

[Artemis258]

their skill is unmatches!!

 

[Meat Grinder]

Today I spoke with a friend at the NSA and he released to me their recorded audio of the first telephone conversation between @Gnarly and @Artemis258 .

 

[Gnarly]

Actually, Jim sounded like a Kiwi, livin' in Queensland....

Amazing how Aussies can call even their worst enemy 'maate'...

 

[Gnarly]

I'm starting to think I'm actually playing CM: Dr Who...



EXTERMINATE!!

Good thing that

 

[Rico]

Hope there's no stairs leading up to the victory objective.

 

[Artemis258]

by sonic screwdriver he means the anti-tank gun that totally failed to anti my tanks

 

[Meat Grinder]

Holy Big Cats, Batman!

 

[Gnarly]

What is with these pretentious pussies that Art's crewed his tanks?????


Scratch the duco even just a LITTLE bit...



And crew considers themselves too 'kool' to be seen in those kitties....

 

[Artemis258]

They got tired of you knocking at the door, they decided, given you're incapable of hurting the tank, to have a picnic instead!

 

[Sempai]

Haaans!!! Hol das Bier aus dem Kühler und tu die Eier auf den Grill! Das hier könnte länger dauern. Jawoll, Herr Leutnant! Bitte anmerken zu dürfen: Es regnet! Soll der Sonnenschirm auch aufgespannt werden?

 

[Gnarly]

Haaans!!! Hol das Bier aus dem Kühler und tu die Eier auf den Grill! Das hier könnte länger dauern. Jawoll, Herr Leutnant! Bitte anmerken zu dürfen: Es regnet! Soll der Sonnenschirm auch aufgespannt werden?

Except I think Hans the driver is now deceased..... Most of the hits are on his viewport, and his hatch never opened when the rest of the crew bailed.

 

[Sempai]

That was Hans Zwo (Hans 2 or second Hans). Hans 1 has to get the beer and the eggs.

Greetings

 

[Artemis258]

Gnarly decided to add to the rain with a heavy artillery barrage. Typical American, throw enough at the target and someone might aim by mistake...

 

[Gnarly]

Gnarly decided to add to the rain with a heavy artillery barrage. Typical American, throw enough at the target and someone might aim by mistake...

Never used 'Emergency' before. Will never use it again, either...

It did create some pretty holes though...

 

[Meat Grinder]

Loving this.

 

[Artemis258]

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Never used 'Emergency' before. Will never use it again, either...

It did create some pretty holes though...

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We will return and turn them into little goldfish ponds

 

[Rico]

Never used 'Emergency' before. Will never use it again, either...

It did create some pretty holes though...

What does 'Emergency' do? -- stop the game suddenly?