mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[mTk]

 

[Nort]

 

[mTk]

 

[Nort]

 

[mTk]

When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes a ware wolf.
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Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with a guy having a salad.
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We are all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.
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I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
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If cats could text you back...they wouldn't.

 

[Hedgehog]

 

[chiquichops]

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[mTk]

Looks a lot like my FGM HQ.
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[Hedgehog]

Looks a lot like my FGM HQ.
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What every man should have

 

[Nort]

 

[mTk]

 

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[steve]

An apology from the germans about the war….

 

[Nort]

 

[Hedgehog]

 

[Gunner]

Oooof.

 

[chiquichops]

I know. I facepalmed so hard I knocked myself out.

 

[mTk]

Me: When's your birthday?
Her: 22nd of February.
Me: What year?
Her: Every year.
Me:
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Me: I just bought a sweet car on line.
Her: And?
Me: It was previously owned by Neil Diamond.
Her:

 

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[mTk]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys.
Aluminum Man just foils their plans.