mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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The easiest way to organize your stuff is...to get rid of most of it. 
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I just want a covered porch so I can sit outside in thunderstorms like
an old man with my coffee and mumble "we needed this."
[I have one of those. It works really well!]
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I mean I'm over it, but I'm definitely going to bring it up again after a
couple of drinks.
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I just want a covered porch so I can sit outside in thunderstorms like
an old man with my coffee and mumble "we needed this."
[I have one of those. It works really well!]
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I mean I'm over it, but I'm definitely going to bring it up again after a
couple of drinks.
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8 yr old, singing quietly to himself:
"Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth."
"Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth."
"....prepare to fry"
The easiest way to organize your stuff is...to get rid of most of it.
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I just want a covered porch so I can sit outside in thunderstorms like
an old man with my coffee and mumble "we needed this."
[I have one of those. It works really well!]
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I mean I'm over it, but I'm definitely going to bring it up again after a
couple of drinks.
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Apparently putting Alka Seltzer tablets in my mouth while getting baptized
and pretending I'm possessed by the Devil is not funny.
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My neighbor just banged on my wall at 0420 hrs, can you believe that? Lucky
I was still up playing music.
He banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please"?
So I shouted back, "I'm not a real big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK this one's for you".
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and pretending I'm possessed by the Devil is not funny.
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My neighbor just banged on my wall at 0420 hrs, can you believe that? Lucky
I was still up playing music.
He banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please"?
So I shouted back, "I'm not a real big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK this one's for you".
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Someone asked me if I had plans for the Fall.
It took me a moment to realize "autumn", not
the collapse of civilization.
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These are some sounds that everyone loves:
* Shoes on gravel.
* Crackling of a fire.
* The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you.
* Puppies barking.
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"The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairy
tales who moved out to the woods and killed someone who
bothered them." - Andrew Nadeau
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It took me a moment to realize "autumn", not
the collapse of civilization.
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These are some sounds that everyone loves:
* Shoes on gravel.
* Crackling of a fire.
* The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you.
* Puppies barking.
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"The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairy
tales who moved out to the woods and killed someone who
bothered them." - Andrew Nadeau
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Calvin and Hobs.
Doesn't get much better than that.
Doesn't get much better than that.
Uh, about that...
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