mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

Gunner · May 4, 2023

Nelson1812 · May 7, 2023

Thought mTk may like this one...

JP48 · May 7, 2023

LOVE IT!!!

mTk · May 7, 2023

I don't know the science behind it, but if you are totally naked
and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is
put on some shoes.

chiquichops · May 7, 2023

mTk said:
I don't know the science behind it, but if you are totally naked
and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is
put on some shoes.

I tried it, so true. Formal leather shoes work best.

mTk · May 12, 2023

Hedgehog · May 13, 2023

steve · May 13, 2023

Man goes to the doctor....
"Doc, I keep having these horrible dreams"
Doc
"Tell me, what happens in these dreams?"
Man
"All these beautiful naked women keep running towards me and I keep pushing them back"
Doc
"What can I do about that?"
Man
"Pleeeease.........can't you just my arms off!!"

steve · May 13, 2023

Man goes to the doctor ...
Doctor
"What seems to be the problem sir?"
Man
"I've broken my arm in several places"
Doc
"Well.......don't go back to those places!!"

mTk · May 13, 2023

Aw, shucks.

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mTk · May 14, 2023

When you start committing crimes just to get caught.

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steve · May 14, 2023

mTk said:
When you start committing crimes just to get caught.
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Mamma Mia!!!

mTk · May 18, 2023

Not guilty.
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Hedgehog · May 19, 2023

mTk · May 20, 2023

Hedgehog · May 26, 2023

I once bought a record of different wasp sounds from around the world. When I played it, I thought this doesnâ€™t sound like wasps. Then I realised I was playing the B side.