New Member's Bootie

The annual seal cull, give me a stick too and we can go out clubbing them together. lol.
 
Ok no dead wood to wash out today... in an hour or so yes. :)

Of the last 10 (non-spamming) members to join only 2 have posted. Ive been watching what these new members do and it appears some join up then nip straight to the downloads section.

Pity they dont want to be part of the club and it rankles a little when they dont have the decency to say hello when we welcome them aboard.
 
Only signed up members can access the downloads section so its obvious we are being used as a probably faster download alternative to what is out there. Be quite funny if I put a minimum post count on before you can access the download section. :)
 
Pity they dont want to be part of the club and it rankles a little when they dont have the decency to say hello when we welcome them aboard.

Show them this :welcome:

then

Club them. :boink:
 
Only signed up members can access the downloads section so its obvious we are being used as a probably faster download alternative to what is out there. Be quite funny if I put a minimum post count on before you can access the download section. :)

Sounds like a great idea to me. They ought to earn the privilege of accessing the goods here on the site. It's not like we have overly restrictive rules or guidelines here.
 
..Be quite funny if I put a minimum post count on before you can access the download section. :)

50 posts you can access the downloads.
100 posts you can access any members mother
1000 posts you can access their wife
2000 posts you can access their sister
3000 posts you can access them all at the same time
 
Hope Im not on the list of offenders, Im fairly new, and dont get out here much, but I hope Ive added some value, also added you to my twitter account. Let me know, I can handle the truth. :)
 
...Im fairly new, and dont get out here much...

And don't forget you'll be stuck with your wimpy 'Civilian' icon forever unless you go change it for a military one here-

http://www.thefewgoodmen.com/thefgmforum/showthread.php?3093-How-to-change-FGM-Ranks-group

New members often mistakenly think their Civilian icon will change to a military one automatically as they rack up their post count, but it WON'T.
You have to change it from civilian yourself, then after that the military one will automatically promote you as your post count increases.
 
50 posts you can access the downloads.
100 posts you can access any members mother
1000 posts you can access their wife
2000 posts you can access their sister
3000 posts you can access them all at the same time

That looks like a Menu POS....For starter i will have the 1000, for main give me 3000...No pudding I am of Treats
 
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