YoooHooo, @MeatEtr.....

"The sleeper has awakened!"

Dune remake is underway.... details here! The same director who did the recent Blade Runner 2049... which wasn't too bad. Release date is Nov. 2020.... so gotta bit of a wait. (y)

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up his poop chute!

Three men are exploring south America when they get captured and brought to the chief. The Chief says to the men, "you can either do Booga Booga or die!" The first man says, "I will do Booga Booga". The entire village shouts "Booga Booga!" The entire village ass rapes the first guy and sets him free. The Chief says to the second guy, "Death or Booga Booga?" The second man says, "well I don't want to die, I guess I will do Booga Booga!" The entire village shouts, "Booga Booga!" They all ass rape the second man and set him free. The Chief says to the third man, "Death or Booga Booga?" "I'm an old man, ready for death, and I don't want to get ass raped by an entire village. I choose death." The entire village goes quiet, no one has ever chosen death before. The chief looks at the man and says, "Death!............by Booga Booga!"
 
This reminds me of last week. We were expecting guests for the weekend and so I went to the butcher. I had preorderd some beef and when I went there the butcher greeted me and said "5 portions of beef, right?"and I said "actually only 4 one guest turned out to be a vegitarian".

Butcher looked at me and said relly loud " hey - no foul language in here"

we had a good laugh
 
Getting pwned here. Time to think up some tasty salad dressings.

++SPOILER ALERT++

The next turn was better for you. My dumb Sherman 76mm gunner decided to shoot a tree 3 times instead of your Panthers side turret. Then of course your Panther swung it's turret over and blasted my tank with a single shot. Distracted your cat with my infantry just right.... but to no avail!
 
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