mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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When you die, which body part dies last?
The pupils. They dilate.
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Jumping in on your post mate
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Listen frozen meal instructions!
Never in the history of owning microwaves have I ever known the wattage of any microwave.
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My dad is vacuuming while chewing sunflower seeds.
He's spitting them out right in front of the vacuum to clean them up as he goes.
I still have so much to learn from this man who gave me life.
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Not to brag or anything, but at my age I can forget what I'm doing...while I'm doing it.
This one got everyone one I showed it to to smile, bow there head, give a little laugh and groan at the same time.
Well done!
Well done!
I dream of the day when paper-towel manufactures just say how many rolls are in a package, and not how
many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
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Why, yes. I could improve my attitude.
However, my insurance does not cover those kinds of meds.
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Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was
probably a printer.
many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
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Why, yes. I could improve my attitude.
However, my insurance does not cover those kinds of meds.
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Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was
probably a printer.
Just hope that the series screen writing isn't half-baked . . . 
One of my favorite things ever is the 300 year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented. (14th-17th centuries)
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Me: I bought a gun because of my bird phobia.
Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Me: *Firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
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If you ever think your job is pointless there is a guy in Germany putting turn signals on BMWs.
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Me: I bought a gun because of my bird phobia.
Therapist: You might be getting carried away.
Me: *Firing into the ceiling* Not without a fight!
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If you ever think your job is pointless there is a guy in Germany putting turn signals on BMWs.
Correct on soo many levels.
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Eeeww!
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Yes. Yes they do!
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