I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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If attacked by a mob of clowns...go for the juggler.
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We guarantee fast service...no matter how long it take.
The reason why this belongs in the humor topic is because if you knew my son you would also
know that he is the most un-gangsta type guy on the planet. He does come off looking fairly cool
in this pic though doesn't he?
Oh, he's the one on the right.
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