mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

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This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast...
As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn't waste any time at all, and took her right on the kitchen table!
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Afterwards she said, "Thanks." and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She replied, "The egg timer's broken."
 
mTk said:
This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast...
As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn't waste any time at all, and took her right on the kitchen table!
.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks." and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She replied, "The egg timer's broken."
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There is a saying that goes: "Good things, if short, are twice as good." And I am one (today) of those who think the same. :LOL:
 
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