When people ask how the diet is going:
Day 12 without chocolate.
Lost hearing in my left eye.
Day 12 without chocolate.
Lost hearing in my left eye.
mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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It is! It really, really is! 
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That would be my guess too.
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After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock...
...that's humerus.
...that's humerus.
OMG!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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My favorite thing ever said about marines.
If you want to a surgical instrument you call seals.
You want a hammer call the army.
If you want some dead, broken, and or pregnant call the marines
If you want to a surgical instrument you call seals.
You want a hammer call the army.
If you want some dead, broken, and or pregnant call the marines
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