mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Hugh_Fust_Jarted?
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you know what they say about Farting in an elevator/lift. its just wrong on every level
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Zinzan
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@Hedgehog It's not just "scan the navy" it's "scan the navy IN" because they just got back to port.
I knew I'd have to explain it.
Welllllllllllllll
(Oh Crap!!!)Errrrrr (Watch out, it won't be worth it)
Actualy It's "Scan-Da-Navy-In" (He's a pedantic, unfunny git)
Why do chicken coupes only have 2 doors?
- Because if they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
- One was a salted.
Miss me?
- Because if they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
- One was a salted.
Miss me?
When is an obvious joke a Dad joke?
When it's apparent.
When it's apparent.
Would that mean when is an obvious joke a camping joke?
When you're attentive.
When you're attentive.
If I have to explain it...
Thought I found a quarter in my shoe, which was strange.
Turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
Turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents.
Oh for Pete’s sake, that’s just non-scents.
Probably, but he's honest!
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you.
So I took her to Subway...and that's how the fight started.
Our top story today.
According to a recent study 9 out 0f 10 people who are afraid of hurdles...
never get over it.
So I took her to Subway...and that's how the fight started.
Our top story today.
According to a recent study 9 out 0f 10 people who are afraid of hurdles...
never get over it.
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Hmm, maybe hibachi would have been better eh?
. . . as if it matters . . .