"....40hr work week." 
mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Scientists are keeping us in the dark about that, but there's plenty of room for speculation...
You guys are on a â€roll.â€
What's a galleon of milk cost? Can't have pie without milk. Just needed to get that off my chest.
From McClatchy News, they suck bad...
You know, in all seriousness there is a road kill cookbook...https://www.amazon.com/Original-Roa...93615&sprefix=roadkill+recipes,aps,130&sr=8-1
And I knew you would have a copy!
The only question left is "What is your favorite?"
The only question left is "What is your favorite?"
Road Kill special .... Near miss pie
Warning: Likely to make the reader offended and/or groan with mental pain.
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Me: I need a Dr appointment.
Receptionist: OK [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: I don't need that many.
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Doctors before an x-ray are like "don't worry this is perfectly safe."
And then he goes to Egypt to press a button.
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Dr: What brings you here today?
Me: My car (Ha, ha!)
Dr: (Writing in chart) "not sexually active."
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OK, so here's a list of donor hearts, liver and kidneys in alphabetical order.
Wow!. It's very organ-ized.
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Me: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Receptionist: "Which doctor?
Me: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Breaking News: A man was admitted to the hospital today
with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors
have described his condition as stable.
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Me: I need a Dr appointment.
Receptionist: OK [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: I don't need that many.
----
Doctors before an x-ray are like "don't worry this is perfectly safe."
And then he goes to Egypt to press a button.
----
Dr: What brings you here today?
Me: My car (Ha, ha!)
Dr: (Writing in chart) "not sexually active."
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OK, so here's a list of donor hearts, liver and kidneys in alphabetical order.
Wow!. It's very organ-ized.
----
Me: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Receptionist: "Which doctor?
Me: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Breaking News: A man was admitted to the hospital today
with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors
have described his condition as stable.
Oh man, terrible news. My dog got into the Scrabble game and ate all the letters. I took her to the vet - no word yet...
My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to
remember why I walked into the kitchen.
remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Doctor: Hi. My name is Juan and I'll be delivering your baby today.
Me: O.B. Juan you're our only hope. LOL
Wife: Leave the father's name off the birth certificate.
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It's funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but
7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Me: O.B. Juan you're our only hope. LOL
Wife: Leave the father's name off the birth certificate.
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It's funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but
7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.