Hmmmm, good question, iDon't know....
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Hmmmm, good question, iDon't know....
Depends if he did something iLlegal.
This is becoming iNtolerable.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
I don't want to get iNvolved.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
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Where did Mary go after the explosion?
Everywhere.....
Everywhere.....
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Bill Gates farted in a Apple store and stank up the hole place.
Its there own fault that they dont have Windows.
Its there own fault that they dont have Windows.
The blue stench of death, courtesy of BG. Classic.
Pull his finger, I double dog dare ya'...
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
(Say it out loud)
1forrest1
(Say it out loud)
Life . . . .
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
A skeleton walks in to a bar, says "Bartender, give me a beer and a mop".
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
By my calculations, mTk has posted enough jokes to pay ahead about 6 months...see you in 6 months Terry
Time's up!
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
A satisfactory.
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
A satisfactory.