mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[Nort]

Wait, that explanation is wholly unacceptable, utter nunsense. Boiling the water does not altar the holiness content. Sometimes these jokes make me so cross.

Barry, you're preaching to the choir. So don't feel abbey normal.

 

[HOA_KSOP]

Barry, you're preaching to the choir. So don't feel abbey normal.

Nort, I confess that I shouldn't snipe at mTk for blessing us with his humor he reigns down from his bully pulpit. It's a testament to his fortitude that this thread occasionally dies down, but then rises again! Heaven knows he could keep this up for an eternity!

HOA_KSOP aka ksbearski aka Barry

 

[mTk]

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted!

 

[mTk]

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

 

[mTk]

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.
They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

 

[Rico]

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging.
They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Aren't you supposed to be on a boat or something like that?

 

[mTk]

Soon, but not yet. So...

 

[mTk]

OK, you can breath easy. This is it for a few days.

Grocery Store Clerk: "Paper or plastic?"
Dad: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”

 

[steve]

Two cats are swimming across a river.
One is called One, Two, Three and the other is called Un, Deux, Trois.
Which one makes it across?



.............One, Two, Three.......because Un, Deux Troit cat sank.

I'll get my coat..................

 

[Meat Grinder]

Someone show this man out.

 

[mTk]

What did the horse say after it tripped?
"Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

 

[Nathangun]

I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry after that one.

 

[steve]

Methinks yer man may get his thanks at the tank meet next year if he turns up........:whistleo::whistleo::whistleo:

 

[HOA_KSOP]

{sigh}

 

[mTk]

What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroganoff.

 

[Meat Grinder]

This entire thread is a crime against humanity.

 

[steve]

This entire thread is a crime against humanity.

Agreed
It’s like a bad joke!!

 

[Nort]

How much does it cost for a Pirate to pierce his ears?

A Buccaneer.

 

[Rico]

How much does it cost for a Pirate to pierce his ears?

A Buccaneer.

Arrr! ... men have been made to walk the plank for lesser offenses.

 

[mTk]

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!