mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[mTk]

 

[Hedgehog]

Digging Deep now mate

 

[HOA_KSOP]

Time's up!
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
.

An Ex-lax factory?

 

[Badger73]

An Ex-lax factory?

Wouldn't that be an Ex-Lax repository instead?

 

[Gunner]

Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.

 

[Nathangun]

Groan..

 

[mTk]

I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

 

[Hedgehog]

@mTk Where the hell are you getting these from ?

 

[HOA_KSOP]

Henny Youngman's notebook....he found it at a flea market.

 

[mTk]

@Hedgehog My source has asked to remain anonymous (but rhymes with snort).

 

[Badger73]

 

[HOA_KSOP]

@Hedgehog My source has asked to remain anonymous (but rhymes with snort).

Mort?

 

[Zinzan]

Mort?

No - Nought!!!

 

[Nort]

@Hedgehog My source has asked to remain anonymous (but rhymes with snort).

ah contraire

 

[mTk]

What do you call someone who gets mad when they don’t have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant.

 

[mcmortison]

What do u call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.

 

[mTk]

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

 

[mTk]

You know, my flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat.
In the end, he came around.

No need to hate the joke. After all, the only thing the flat-earthers have to fear...
is sphere itself.

 

[Nort]

Flat-earthers are in agreement all over the globe.

 

[HOA_KSOP]

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

Wait, that explanation is wholly unacceptable, utter nunsense. Boiling the water does not altar the holiness content. Sometimes these jokes make me so cross.