mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

Ha! The skeleton walking in to the bar is my favorite "walking in to a bar" jokes.
When you tell it the joke is over so quickly that half the people don't get it at first which only makes me smile brighter waiting for it to sink in and hear the groan. :).
 
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Sorta like me and some games.
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Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Fun Fair…..
He is taking them to court…..
For Fun Fair dismissal

Got my coat on already…..
 
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I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
That's a humerus joke. :rolleyes:
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Doctor: Sir, you've got a very rare disease."
Me: "How rare?"
Doctor: "You pick the name."
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Every day at work is a half day if you just f****ing leave!
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It's only a murder of crows if...there is probable caws.
 
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