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mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Not a problem. Mine is solar powered.
Of course night time can be a bit tricky.
Of course night time can be a bit tricky.
It cost me $150,000 to fill up my Harrier fighter jet.
Thanks a lot Biden.
Thanks a lot Biden.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
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What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-Berries.
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How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
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What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-Berries.
Tennessee/Arkansas...
I think I first heard that one when I was in 7th grade.
I didn't know until now I could control the weather on my computer.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I went to the cinema last night.
The man that sat in front of me had his dog with him.
The dog seemed really engrossed with the film.
I said to the owner "This might sound weird but your dog seemed to really enjoy that."
He replied "Yes, I was surprised too. He hated the book."
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*At pet store*
Cashier: Can I help you with anything?
Me: *slaps bag of bird seed* How long does it take this s*** to grow into birds?
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The man that sat in front of me had his dog with him.
The dog seemed really engrossed with the film.
I said to the owner "This might sound weird but your dog seemed to really enjoy that."
He replied "Yes, I was surprised too. He hated the book."
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*At pet store*
Cashier: Can I help you with anything?
Me: *slaps bag of bird seed* How long does it take this s*** to grow into birds?
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I'm moving Pig up on my draft list.
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NFL Fans will get this. So my audience is Watt? Three?
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NFL Fans will get this. So my audience is Watt? Three?
Only Three !!!
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All those galaxies with trillions of planets and we ended up on the one with a 40 hr work
week.
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If you are cremated after you die, you can be put into an hour glass and continue to
participate in family game night.
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Yeah, I'll quit there.
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