What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
Elephino.
mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Aren't those Rhiphants? 
I should ask my 8 year nephew if he has any jokes, he'll like the ones here lol
This thread needs a rhinoplasty is all I gotta say...
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
(Of course.)
Ten-tickles.
(Of course.)
Slight change of pace, but fitting nonetheless:
A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cashier to pay.
He looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you are single."
She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."
I'll be here all week.
A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cashier to pay.
He looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you are single."
She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."
I'll be here all week.
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Announcement on the info screen in the nun's monastery:
Due to recent events bananas will only be distributed peeled off and in slices
Due to recent events bananas will only be distributed peeled off and in slices
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All these puns are like paper, so tearable...
I just left like I've been kicked in the nuts after reading that.
Clean your penis properly before a date.
Even if you don't get lucky, you'll end up with a clean penis.
True that.
Even if you don't get lucky, you'll end up with a clean penis.
True that.
Versus clean your penis unproperly? WTF?
If you need to ask...
According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles...
never get over it.
never get over it.
You can hear the blood in your veins if...
you listen varicosely.
you listen varicosely.
i LIVE VAROCOSELY THROUGH YOUR HUMOR
- Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.
- I'm "Can everyone at this concert just agree to sit down" years old.
- Someone once said, when a short person waves at you, it's called a microwave.
- "WTF does LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT mean?" Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.
- I'm "Can everyone at this concert just agree to sit down" years old.
- Someone once said, when a short person waves at you, it's called a microwave.
- "WTF does LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT mean?" Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.
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What's the difference between a woman in church, on the one hand, and a woman in a bathtub, on the other hand?
The woman in church has hope in her soul ...
The woman in church has hope in her soul ...