mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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OHMIGOD! That looks like one of my puns! I love it, it's great!
Just shelled out for a new pan...
Go yoke.. gone broke..
Go yoke.. gone broke..
Once upon a time, there lived a King who was only 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible King, but he made a great ruler.
He was a terrible King, but he made a great ruler.
I was arrested for stealing luggage. It was a brief case. I objected during the trial but the judge said carry on. My lawyer said don't worry you've got this in the bag.
The problem with 10:30 pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30 am if you're not careful.
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One minute you are young and fun.
And the next you are turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
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One minute you are young and fun.
And the next you are turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
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Friend: How many people work at your company?
Me: About half of them.
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I'm at the age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12 while my body mostly keeps
asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away
from complete paralysis.
Me: About half of them.
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I'm at the age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12 while my body mostly keeps
asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away
from complete paralysis.
It almost didn't compute for me there for a second...This reminds me of a discussion I had this week with an autist regarding implementing new functionality in an application:
me, pointing at the architecture diagram: "where should we implement this logic?"
autist, blandly replying: "That should be done in the code"
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