mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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I’ve seen plenty of pictures showing WW2 plants all camo’ed up. Mighty impressive.
My friend said he didn't understand cloning.
I said "That makes two of us."
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- Daddy, why's my sister's name Florence.
- Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy.
- Thanks Dad!
- You're welcome, Backseat.
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Don't let the media fool you. Seals are dangerous.
I heard a group of six them killed Bin Laden!
I said "That makes two of us."
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- Daddy, why's my sister's name Florence.
- Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy.
- Thanks Dad!
- You're welcome, Backseat.
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Don't let the media fool you. Seals are dangerous.
I heard a group of six them killed Bin Laden!
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Aaargh, please don't post one on Palm Pilot! 
Luge is a sport where you lie down. Nothing more then that.
It's the only sport that you get better at it the older you get.
Eventually, you master it. - Brad Upton
(Think about it.)
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"If you have to buy a birthday card for someone turning 100?
Put it off until the last minute." - Brad Upton
It's the only sport that you get better at it the older you get.
Eventually, you master it. - Brad Upton
(Think about it.)
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"If you have to buy a birthday card for someone turning 100?
Put it off until the last minute." - Brad Upton
13 yr olds today are having relationship stress.
When I was that age, I closed the fridge door very slowly to see how the light goes off.
When I was that age, I closed the fridge door very slowly to see how the light goes off.
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me.
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When you get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be.
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[Kid's first day at school]
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting that he's on the Highway to Hell.
Me: Oh, maybe he's got OC/DC.
Teacher: Get the f*** off of school property!
(Think about it.)
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When you get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be.
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[Kid's first day at school]
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting that he's on the Highway to Hell.
Me: Oh, maybe he's got OC/DC.
Teacher: Get the f*** off of school property!
(Think about it.)
Now you feel better!
I love having a lemon or orange scented air freshener in the bathroom because after a nice hearty poop
nothing says "welcome to my home" quite like the smell of shitrus.
nothing says "welcome to my home" quite like the smell of shitrus.
