Ha! I like that one.
It took me 2 beats before I got it and that type always makes me laugh.
It took me 2 beats before I got it and that type always makes me laugh.
mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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A group of kids is called a migraine.
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If you take all the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms you are left with a box of Purina Cat Chow.
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me: [snuggled in bed] Oh wow! This is nice.
legs: omg so warm.
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey, guys?
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If you take all the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms you are left with a box of Purina Cat Chow.
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me: [snuggled in bed] Oh wow! This is nice.
legs: omg so warm.
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey, guys?
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I like the group of kids. Perfect 
I dream of the day when I will walk down the isle, and hear those magical words:
"This is your pilot speaking..."
"This is your pilot speaking..."
C'mon, who puts cheese and ranch dressing on a perfectly good beef brisket and smoked polish salad? Need BBQ sauce on that salad noob!
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My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds
my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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Thank you.
"Oh, no!"
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It worked.
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The plant I work in dates back to pre WW2 and we still have some structural details in buildings that date back to WW2 blackout conditions.
The slanted windows that helped conceal the structures from bombers. Our facility is over 100 years old...
The slanted windows that helped conceal the structures from bombers. Our facility is over 100 years old...