mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. - Mark Twain
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Condoms don't really guarantee full protection during sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one...and he got shot by the girl's boy friend.
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Condoms don't really guarantee full protection during sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one...and he got shot by the girl's boy friend.
Just a friendly 4th of July reminder.
Absolutely no one is going to watch the video of the fireworks you recorded on your phone.
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Absolutely no one is going to watch the video of the fireworks you recorded on your phone.
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad.
"No sun."
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad.
That's the idea.
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth.
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it...
What do you call a lost wolf?
A where wolf.
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This is ridiculous! It's July 8th and and people are still setting off fireworks!
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire!
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At my age "friends with benefits," is someone who can drive at night.
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My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says "snacks.:
A where wolf.
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This is ridiculous! It's July 8th and and people are still setting off fireworks!
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire!
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At my age "friends with benefits," is someone who can drive at night.
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My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says "snacks.:
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Ewoks aren't meant to be kept outdoors. They're Endor pets.
Never fight a dinosaur.
You'll just get Jurasskicked.
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Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut up vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes.
Me: I can't do that.
You'll just get Jurasskicked.
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Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut up vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes.
Me: I can't do that.
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the ban from us and told my friend,
"That's us in ten years."
He said, "That's a mirror dip shit."
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Remember when air was free and now it's $1.50?
Do you know why?
Inflation.
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Lost big at the horse races last night.
They're all so much faster than me!
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I was hooked on auctions
after only going once...going twice...
"That's us in ten years."
He said, "That's a mirror dip shit."
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Remember when air was free and now it's $1.50?
Do you know why?
Inflation.
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Lost big at the horse races last night.
They're all so much faster than me!
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I was hooked on auctions
after only going once...going twice...
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The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.
(Think about it.))
(Think about it.))