mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle" he moped.
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Mini M&Ms are better than normal ones because they cater to a very specific urge to eat colorful
aquarium gravel.
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I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except sloth.
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Overheard a woman saying she won't let her kid watch Peppa Pig because it encourages bad behavior
like "jumping in puddles."
I watched Road Runner as a kid and haven't blown anyone up with dynamite...yet.
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Mini M&Ms are better than normal ones because they cater to a very specific urge to eat colorful
aquarium gravel.
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I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except sloth.
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Overheard a woman saying she won't let her kid watch Peppa Pig because it encourages bad behavior
like "jumping in puddles."
I watched Road Runner as a kid and haven't blown anyone up with dynamite...yet.
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy!
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Ten years back he proposed to me and I rejected him.
Husband: Oh my God! He's still celebrating!
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Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Ten years back he proposed to me and I rejected him.
Husband: Oh my God! He's still celebrating!
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Excuse the language, but it is necessary to the context.
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Replace the first four letter of your first and last names with "Fuck...."
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That would make me "Fucky Fuckman."
You?
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Replace the first four letter of your first and last names with "Fuck...."
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That would make me "Fucky Fuckman."
You?
"Hooman, don't look behind!"
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Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus.
Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole.
Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor.
Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole.
Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor.
Q: My child will not eat fish. What can I replace it with.
A: A cat. Cats love fish.
A: A cat. Cats love fish.
This is why we can't have nice things......
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How to scare your kids - 101
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Clearly we have a literacy issue in this country...
If this is in California, when someone gets hurt, they sue the landowner and pipe manufacturer for “dangerous condition“ ... and win.