mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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As a kid my parents never told me to go fook myself.
I know now, as a parent, what a magnificent exhibition of self control that was.
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I know now, as a parent, what a magnificent exhibition of self control that was.
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And apparently only pastel-colored fabric at the fabric store...looks like the cult leader has been "busy"...
Take it to heart, please!
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That seems fair.
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I am told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a Covid lock down.
Planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Kase scenario.
Planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Kase scenario.
My biggest fear is I'm married and my wife says, "Let's cut pizza out of our diet" and I have to
leave with the kids in the middle of the night.
leave with the kids in the middle of the night.
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Me: My car is making a horrible noise!
Mechanic: Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
Mechanic: Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
