mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
- Thread starter mTk
- Start date
How do you ask what a glass of water is doing?
Water you doing.
-
I've just been watching Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury.
However, I should be ok by Monday.
Water you doing.
-
I've just been watching Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury.
However, I should be ok by Monday.
Last edited:
Me too!
---
---
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggest I'm 12
while my body mostly keeps asking If I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
while my body mostly keeps asking If I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
When you're a kid you don't realize that you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.
Why was Datrh Vader referred to as Lord Vader?
Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.
---
FDLMAO!!
-
Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.
---
FDLMAO!!
-
"Would You Like To Know More?"
---
---
Nupe! No need to tempt fate.
---
---
Christmas tip -
Me: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time a kid acts up throw one in the fireplace.
Him: What if I ran out of kids?
Me:
-----
Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure.
Me: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time a kid acts up throw one in the fireplace.
Him: What if I ran out of kids?
Me:
-----
Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure.