mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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American or European football?
Because if it's European, that's really large.
Because if it's European, that's really large.
I'm thankful for the Foo Fighters because I've never felt threatened by a Foo and that means
they are doing a heck of a job on the front lines!
they are doing a heck of a job on the front lines!
In responding to why he starred in Jaws: The Revenge, Michael Caine said,
"I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house it built and that is terrific"
"I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house it built and that is terrific"
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I've been looking forward to going back to sleep since I woke up today. 
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HR: Did you call an employee stupid?
Me: No, I asked if he was stupid.
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HR: Did you call an employee stupid?
Me: No, I asked if he was stupid.
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Mom: Why would someone name their child Basil?
Me: Maybe they just ran out of thyme.
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6:30 is the best time on the clock.
Hands down.
Me: Maybe they just ran out of thyme.
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6:30 is the best time on the clock.
Hands down.
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Right. Got it.
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Dunno.
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Not too far from Taylor Swift's home.
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