mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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My New Year's resolution was to lose 10 pounds.
I'm ending the year with only 17 more to go.
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She was rare.
Like a Hallmark movie where something bad happened and it's not a man's fault.
I'm ending the year with only 17 more to go.
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She was rare.
Like a Hallmark movie where something bad happened and it's not a man's fault.
I like the "magical" one. 
Going to share that one with my family. I'm betting my brother and sister would relate to that one.
Going to share that one with my family. I'm betting my brother and sister would relate to that one.
{Sigh]}
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One moment you're young and wild, the next you're into air fryers.
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I don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Year's eve.
I might not even go.
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One moment you're young and wild, the next you're into air fryers.
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I don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Year's eve.
I might not even go.
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My 2020 New Year's resolution was to spend more time with family.
Nailed it!
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2020 Has taught me soo much.
For instance. Like if aliens started invading Earth half of America would be like "no they're not!"
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Actually, half of the country would be like "No there not."
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Remember in the 90's that to get on line you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream
and scream until its death powered your internet?
Nailed it!
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2020 Has taught me soo much.
For instance. Like if aliens started invading Earth half of America would be like "no they're not!"
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Actually, half of the country would be like "No there not."
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Remember in the 90's that to get on line you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream
and scream until its death powered your internet?
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There are four stages of a man's life.
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don't believe in Santa.
3. You are santa.
4. You LOOK like Santa.
1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don't believe in Santa.
3. You are santa.
4. You LOOK like Santa.
Ho Ho Ho, you are so right.
I went to a liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home!
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home!
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Have faith in the Pfizer vaccine.
Don't forget they make Viagra.
If they raise the dead they can save the living!
Don't forget they make Viagra.
If they raise the dead they can save the living!
Yeah, it's a cat lover thing.
Me: *Looking at a barn full of feed* What's all that for?
Farmer: The cattle eat it.
Me: Wow! That's one hungry cat.
Farmer:
Farmer: The cattle eat it.
Me: Wow! That's one hungry cat.
Farmer: