My 2020 New Year's resolution was to spend more time with family.
2020 Has taught me soo much.
For instance. Like if aliens started invading Earth half of America would be like "no they're not!"
Actually, half of the country would be like "No there not."
Remember in the 90's that to get on line you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream
and scream until its death powered your internet?
I went to a liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home!